Ok, so you might think I'm joking, but the lady at left is wearing the "uniform" I will be wearing when I work at Coyote Cantina in the martini bar. I'm probably going to fashion my hair into some sort of a white girl afro, too, to complete the ensemble.I wish I had Photoshop so I could paste a pic of my head on this picture to see what I'd look like if I was wearing the uniform. And if I had a bitchin' tan...
I can't wait to blog about all the crazy things I'll encounter working at a "real" bar...
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This isn't THAT bad..... I could think of worse. Think of all the tips you'll get showing off your guns.
The owner’s kids were in last night so they played the new age sirius channel all night downstairs. If you've never played pool listening to the "relaxing and soothing sounds of the best in New Age and Ambient" you've probably never eaten broken glass or hit yourself in the face with a hammer. Fun times, they explained that the music was for the "high-rollers you know city mayor people, bank presidents, people who want a martini and relax with a cigar" at midnight, on a saturday??? On Saturday night they're not in a bar listing to yanni with martini and a cigar. They're at home listening to yanni having sex with young boys.
OMG, I'm so glad I just came home last night. If they think they're going to play that crap when I'm there, I'll quit.
I'd rather listen to Richard's progressive "Real Jazz" and risk having a seizure than listen to new age and risk falling into a coma.
Would you rather have Tejano? I'm sure they could get that gasolina song on repeat if you request.....
*sigh* That Gasolina song makes me feel not as if I am going to slip into a coma or have a seizure, but rather dizzy and about to faint. I HATE IT.
I wonder what they're really talking about in it? They might be dicussing using corn oil instead of gasoline for car fuel, or about using gasoline as a cologne...
Please don't get me started on E-85 or any other form of alternative fuel. Right now my biggest client is the American PETROLEUM Institute (I can't get away from the Texans). Although maybe API released the song "Gasolina" to brain wash everyone into buying more gas.....
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