The Sarah Show

stu·pid ( P ) Pronunciation Key (stpd, sty-) adj. stu·pid·er, stu·pid·est 1. Slow to learn or understand; obtuse. 2. Tending to make poor d...

Today I endured a bombardment of emotion. So much that I ended up shedding a tear or three on two seperate occasions. For the most part I ca...

I am a girl. A female, chick, lady, woman, whatever. Sometimes I don't want to claim my species, though. We're hard to get along wit...

So continuing from the ROARANGE salsa... what I remember most distinctly was the unstoppable, unmatched heckling of how Jeff talks. For some...

Saturday morning I woke up with a mild hangover which was shortly remedied with a fantastic breakfast at The Original Pancake House . Thank ...

So since Jaime cannot live without my blogs about my voyage to Dallas, here is Friday: -Sleeping while Col. McAdoo went to a job interview.....

So if you didn't get the memo, I traveled to the great city of Dallas this last weekend to visit Colonel Jeff McAdoo. I think the best w...

The Magister Artium, Magister in Artibus or Master of Arts degree is an academic degree of medieval origin, which has later acquired differe...

So Amanda's quiz obsession that I apparently sparked made me take this one I saw on Alli's MySpace... Sarah -- [noun]: A steamy, s...

The discovery of Reason 261 to Get the Eff Out of Ruidoso ASAP occured tonight. It was a fairly normal night. My mom hung out for a little w...

I don't even know what to say about this picture. COYNOVA. Bad Attitude. This was the night of Ashley's "Martini Madness 2005...

Your IQ Is 115 Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average Your Verbal Intelligence is Exceptional Your Mathematical Intelligence is Exceptio...

Something has really been bothering me lately as I do my Internet surfing with the TV on in the background. I really don't watch it, but...

A Weekend in TAFKAS...

So I wanted to see how much my next Sprint bill was going to be now that I am gay for text messaging like I was a little over a year ago. ...

So as usual, I can't sleep and had been thinking yesterday about blogging about some weird things that have been said to me. This past w...

Have you ever had a Budweiser-soaked Indian lunge at you, slurring some sort of angry, unintelligible language? If not, you have never liv- ...

So you all know my Help Mate, Jeffrey Wayne Curtis. He's pictured here in a classic Buddy Jesus pose... We've been buddies/co-worker...

For Amanda because she loves ninjas... For Jeffrey, because he changed his MySpace pic to this one... For Sack because hopefully he'll g...

Last night as I was cleaning up at work, I noticed a strange phenomenon: Despite the non-lack of ashtrays in the bar, there are ashes everyw...